It is the year 2000, a new millenium and Ireland has been in the Eurozone for a year. By the end of May, Ireland must have a single currency, the Euro. All remaining Punts must be collected and destroyed. Meet the counterfeiters out to make millions of Euros. Meet the 2 British cops tracking their every move. Meet the 2 Irish cops tracking the mad Martha D'Arcy, a violent animal rights campaigner. Meet the team from Liverpool, 4 brilliant fishermen who hope to win 'The Irish Match'. Meet Bernadette, their landlady, who is a ticking sexual time bomb about to explode! Follow the shenanigans down to the cataclysmic finale on Loch Derg. If you don't laugh out loud, you're dead!