A celibate husband and wife are the two most dangerous people on earth . . .Neil and Anya Meadows are stuck in a sexless marriage. Anya suffers from a hormonal disorder that leaves her with no sex drive at all, while Neil has a voracious sexual appetite. After one unfulfilling encounter too many, they make a deal: Neil will be allowed to have a mistress, but only for oral sex and only twice a month. And he's forbidden to fall in love with her. Things don't exactly work out as planned. Neil and his mistress Danielle have a child together, and all of them--Anya, Neil, Danielle, the new baby, and Neil and Anya's daughter--decide to live together as Houston's most complicated