I reached under the bed for the whiskey bottle. Little freckles of blood dotted the sheets under my shoulder. Oh God, another tattoo? I pulled at my skin 'til I could see the twisted ink. It was the Chinese word for 'celtic symbol'. ...is just a brief example of what you will not find in this book! 'What's your deal?' asked Anthony Kiedis as he stroked my cheek...with a Wheat Thin. 'I'm a writer,' I said, sounding more like a little girl than I wanted to. It was that night that I had the idea for Avatar . ...is neither true nor in the book! But it is a product placement for Wheat Thins! 'Mightily enjoyable ... Bossypants shows that 30 Rock 's voice is very much Fey's voice: pithy, smart and as ironic as being run over by an ambulance ... if she has a point to make, if she feels something deeply, she can make it funny. That's why she is a great comedian' The Times 'My love for the divine Tina Fey is river deep, mountain high ... Bossypants is as hilarious, candid and self-deprecating as fangirls like me would expect' Lauren Laverne, Grazia 'Wry, clever, biting and brilliant' Daily Telegraph ...are things people really said about this book. Ebook and audio available Cover